Saturday, July 31, 2010

EBONY...AND IV-O-RY.....


There are many things I love in this world.

#1. Swedish Fish candy

#2. Dove milk chocolate min's

#3. Taylor Lautner

#4. Chardonnay

#5. Racial tension, ending in physical violence.

I especially like it, when the black person is the victor. When its a black female.....I lose my shit. Its no secret that I prefer a sister to almost anyone. I have about zero patience for cracker ass honkeys. White people dont serve it up the way I like. Just go to a concert. Go to a Sheryl Crow show, and watch the whites politely clap, and every now again turn to eachother and say things like...' wow, that number sure was pleasant to listen to. Later, you may enter my sphincter with your pinky, for it is super tight"

God. I can practically HEAR your two inch penis, cracker!

Now go to Missy Elliott gig, and watch the shenanigans. Im talking about hootin', hollerin', hands in the air, pussy poppin, glimmering black skin all up in that bi-yatch from the dance shakes, gyrations, and from droppin' it like it was hot.

Um, .....BECAUSE IT IS!!!

That's for me. Im all set with you pale faced, Sheryl Crow concert going, vanilla mofo's. Dove chocolate, isnt the only type of chocolate Im into. You dig?

Below is a clip, that illustrates the type of racial violence thats fun for the whole family. Its black on Asian.....guess who wins. Listen, as long as that strong black sister is keeping one less Asian off the road with her mighty, fisty, beat down..Im all for it.

Do you get that joke?

Asians are bad drivers.

Forget it. Its not funny if I need to explain it. Watch the fur fly, below....


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