HOT CHILD IN THE CITY....

Hey guys. Russ & I are in the frosty, tundra-like city of Atlanta. Just wanted to check in. Its a beautiful city. When you live in places like Boston, you forget that people actually smile, say hello, & dont eternally shove their frowny faces full of Dunkin Donuts coffee and ciggy butts. I mean, Bostonians dont drag our African American residents by the back of our trucks....but they DO make a delicious sweet tea and have AMAZING strip clubs, down in this bitch. It all balances out.

We came home last night smelling like desperate strippers. Im not gonna shower for a week.

Best thing so far....

I was in bed watching crazy church preachers this morning. The only thing I love more than Scariest Police Chases, HGTV, or hard core German porn...... is crazy TV evangelists. The room service guy came in while I was in the bathroom, saw some sweaty black preacher testifyin' and carryin' on, looked at Russ and said......' ah, nice! Youre starting your day off right!"

Meanwhile, there is pamphlet of gay Atlanta, on the desk where he set down the coffee.... with a naked gay pulling his leather panties down over his massive muscle ass. Next to that? A wadded up pile of cash, damp with stripper juice.

Let us pray.....