Sometimes, I fantasize that one of my uncles had had enough of life's blows to the balls, and needed to grab a weeks vacation in beautiful Honduras. What we all didnt know, is that he had both the class, and savvy know how, to marry himself a luxurious lounge singer, and bring her back to the US. I dream that when he is at work, her and I raid her closet, put on some Judge Judy, knock back a few pomegranate wine coolers, and make some videos of her #1 records, from back in her native land.
She is the brown lady GaGa!!!!
"You're just a lousy cop, and not some great Detective. You pick up all those sluts from the street, and screw them in secret"
I mean......#1. I applaud any song that uses the word slut. and...#2. Id hate to be on the receiving end of her lyrical wrath.
SOMEONE JUST GOT SERVED!!!!
If you read her biography on youtube, you'll see that she...and I quote....
"is an Incredible Singer Songwriter,Musician, Producer and an Awesome entertainer.
She does'nt give a damn what others say or think, and won't allow Anyone to force her to be someonelese and it's been tried. Leoncie has got her own Individual Identity in Music which makes her Outstanding.
Her Original music is a lovely range of Aggressive and yet soul touching Sensual Melodies".
She does'nt give a damn what others say or think, and won't allow Anyone to force her to be someonelese and it's been tried. Leoncie has got her own Individual Identity in Music which makes her Outstanding.
Her Original music is a lovely range of Aggressive and yet soul touching Sensual Melodies".
It also says that she is a yoga wizard, and is often compared to Tina Turner. Um....who isnt? I get that, daily.
Sit back...relax......and allow your ear clitoris to be worked over. Ladies and gentlemen....I give you...
Icy Spicy Leoncie.......
Youre welcome.
I'm offended...she's not brown...she's yellowish brown, I'm brown.
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