LOB-STAH, WICKED COLD WINT-AH, HONK HONK HONK....

You know......... when people want to sound like an ignorant hick, more often than not, they go to a southern accent. Nothing says " inbred retard", better than a Mississippi affectation. I mean... I have nothing against people from the south. Except for the fact that you are all inbred retards.

All of you....

RETARDS!!!

....said the guy from CENTRAL MAINE.

Since my move to Boston, I have really changed my tune, on this. BELIEVE me, when I say...there is NO UGLIER ACCENT THAN A BOSTON ACCENT!!!! Keep in mind, I love an accent. If you're from Australia....I will fuck you. I dont care if you have a fountain of Hepatitis blood pouring out of the head of your penis.. Just call me " mate ", or some shit..... and we are fucking. You have no say in it.

Beantown, on the other hand, makes my penis energy pack up, and take off for vacation. Like ...to Mississippi. Where people sound smarter.

Sigh...oh my god, Boston. Whats wrong with you people!?!?!?!? God knows Im no rocket scientist, but Jesus Christ. You people sound like you just started walking up right, and youre still working on evolving your thumbs. Because you HAVE to have thumbs to smoke your cigs, guzzle down your Dunkin Donuts coffee, and HONK YOUR HORNS EVERY 2 MINUTES!!!

I dont mean to poop all over Boston folks. Its just that the people here, make it so easy to do it. And I dont like to work that hard. Unless Im raping an Australian.