WHAT GAY MEN LOVE:
- A nice Terra cotta wall color.
- Under eye concealer.
-Eggs Benedict.
-A Kelly Clarkson remix.
-Mexican housekeepers.
-Fabric softener enhanced with essential oils.
-Writing pissy complaints to the "Letters To The Editor" section of newspapers.
-"Lana", from Three's Company
- Putting pink bows on male dogs.
-Eye rolls.
-Ice cubes in red wine.
-Julia Robert's hooker boots, in Pretty Woman.
-Vanilla scented anything.
-Televised college wrestling.
-Bridal showers.
-Sconces.
WHAT LESBIANS LOVE:
-A wall color called, " Pragmatic".
- Chap stick
-Baked potatoes. No salt, no butter.
-Shawn Colvin singing standards.
-Old fashioned elbow grease, early in the morning.
-Borax soap.
-Writing physically threatening complaints to the "Letters To The Editor" section of newspapers.
-"Joe", from "Facts of Life."
-Obedience school for dogs
-High fives
-Warm, flat, Miller Lite.
-Any Sigourney Weaver flick ,that has some side boob.
-Pine scented anything.
-Women's decathlons.
-"Womyn's" meetings.
-Support Beams and Steel Girders.
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